What would happen if I wore a bathing suit for a run?

After returning from a 35 minute run this morning, I seriously contemplated wearing my bathing suit the next time I go for a run on a rainy day. From my socks to my T-shirt, I was soaked.

Can you imagine seeing a 46-year-old woman running in pink shoes – they are my daughter’s – a baseball hat and a black tankini?

 Two things are preventing me from such a stunt.
1.     I had a dream Friday night that I was at a lake and I went to take off my clothes – my bathing suit was on – and someone said to me – I wouldn’t want to be seen if I were you.
2.     Given that most men believe all bodies must look like that of a Victoria Secret model, I am quite sure I would cause traffic accidents and heart attacks if men saw my body running down the street in a bathing suit. I wouldn’t want to be responsible for such an occurrence.

 If you have any suggestions on water proof or winter running clothes, post me a note. Either that or keep an eye on the police log for a woman arrested for indecent exposure.

For the last four weeks, I have ran/jogged/walked. Starting today, I can only jog/walk. I am training for the Shamrock Run on March 18 in Portland. If you would like to join me, send me a note. I also would be grateful for anyone who has a training plan for a 5K. I can jog/run three miles without stopping.

Looking forward to hearing from you and wishing you a great week.